Petting your dog when you’re upset.
Smelling burning leaves on a crisp autumn day.
Sharing a secret with your first friend in kindergarten, huddled up in a corner whispering like you’re planning a murder.
Remembering a joke no one else gets in your mind.
A cup of coffee warming your hands as you sit out in the morning mist.
A paintbrush staining clean paper with abstract figures of blue, copper, and purple.
Lying back in your mother’s lap as she combs your hair.
The crackle of a warm fire as the blizzard’s winds howl outside at midnight.
Being safely curled up inside with a book as the heavens cry their sorrows
Armor,
Hard, cold, metallic,
Impenetrable by words,
Protective against punches,
Armor, that I don’t have.
Battle field,
Hot, sweaty, claustrophobic,
Filled with homophobes, bullies,
And people who think they’re clever.
A battlefield that I’m in, without any armor.
Horse,
Tough, strong, dependable,
Trusting through all,
Helping to carry the burden.
A horse, that I don’t have.
Knight,
Valiant, kind, and forgiving,
Forgiving of faults,
Valiant and kind when no-one else is,
A knight, that I don’t have.
But wait, who is this?
She protects form words and punches.
She helps me carry my burdens.
She is forgiving and
When I Call You Human by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
When I Call You Human
I am calling you human.
When I call you human, I am calling you what you are.
I am not calling you a freak or stupid like some will do.
I am calling you human.
An evolutionary miracle.
The apex predator of the known universe.
A species that can speak.
A species that can dance.
A species that can feel.
A species that can write.
A species that can love all that is beautiful in this world.
A species that has computers.
A species that builds to the sky.
A species that has gone to space.
I am not degrading you.
I am not calling you part of a species that is hateful, though some of us are.
I am not labeling you sex, though some of u
#4: Just A Little Old......sex and gender of God by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#4: Just A Little Old......sex and gender of God
#4: Just A Little Old….look at the gender and sex of God
Hi guys! If you haven’t been here before then welcome and I strongly suggest that you read #1 to understand some things. If you have then welcome back! In this Just A Little Old we’ll be looking at the gender and sex of God. I’m assuming most of you know the difference between gender and sex but just in case I’ll give definitions:
Gender- is governed by your brain chemistry. It is how you think, act, and identify.
Sex- is the genitals you are born with that do not have anything to do with your emotional tendencies.
All clear? Good.
In the bible you may
A prayer in a thread by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
A prayer in a thread
A thread is a prayer.
Its fiber spends its days outside. Being battered by the elements, basking in the sunshine, shivering in the rain. Living off the life force of the animal, or the very earth itself.
As it is spun, it is imbued. It is imbued with the love, the care, the knowledge, the being of the spinner. She weaves all her hopes for the person into it. She weaves her love for the person, protection for them, and happiness for them as she lovingly spins every inch. And then it is a prayer. A prayer that anyone can feel just by wearing it, touching it, being with it.
As it is woven it is intertwined with destiny as the fates have woven
Just a Little old 3 A new Take On Sodom and Gomo.. by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
Just a Little old 3 A new Take On Sodom and Gomo..
#3: Just A Little Old….new take on Sodom and Gomorrah
If you haven’t read #1 please read it before this! Since that’s out of the way today’s topic is Sodom and Gomorrah. This is the story that people usually get that being gay is wrong. The real problem in it lies with lack of trust and the prevalence of rape. We’ll be taking a look at the background and actual story. This can be found in Genesis 12-15 and Genesis 18-19. I’m using the Harper Collins Study Bible New Revised Standard Version. If you want to read the story yourself I suggest getting a study bible because
#2: Just A little Old..Church Structure Info by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#2: Just A little Old..Church Structure Info
#2: Just A little Old…Church Structure Info
Hey guys! Here’s the second one in my Just A Little Old Series. I know it’s long but you need to read the first one to get this! I’ll put a link in the description. This time I’m discussing church structure. There are several different types and ways that they govern themselves. When interacting in a majorly Christian world (at least in the USA it’s sad how much these ideals control society) I think it’s important to understand basically how they work. Let’s get started!
DENOMINATIONS- these are the first
#1: Just A Little Old...Intro by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#1: Just A Little Old...Intro
#1: Just A Little Old…..Intro
This is the beginning of my “Just A little Old” series about Christianity. Please don’t turn away, just let me finish this intro at LEAST. I am a Christian. I’m an Episcopalian born and raised. But my church believes that it’s okay to be LGBT (in fact that it’s a gift from god, being a bisexual myself everyone automatically assuming we’re all hateful hurts a little), that the story of Adam and Eve is NOT true (in general we accept and believe the theory of evolution), that the bible is not literal (more
Petting your dog when you’re upset.
Smelling burning leaves on a crisp autumn day.
Sharing a secret with your first friend in kindergarten, huddled up in a corner whispering like you’re planning a murder.
Remembering a joke no one else gets in your mind.
A cup of coffee warming your hands as you sit out in the morning mist.
A paintbrush staining clean paper with abstract figures of blue, copper, and purple.
Lying back in your mother’s lap as she combs your hair.
The crackle of a warm fire as the blizzard’s winds howl outside at midnight.
Being safely curled up inside with a book as the heavens cry their sorrows
Armor,
Hard, cold, metallic,
Impenetrable by words,
Protective against punches,
Armor, that I don’t have.
Battle field,
Hot, sweaty, claustrophobic,
Filled with homophobes, bullies,
And people who think they’re clever.
A battlefield that I’m in, without any armor.
Horse,
Tough, strong, dependable,
Trusting through all,
Helping to carry the burden.
A horse, that I don’t have.
Knight,
Valiant, kind, and forgiving,
Forgiving of faults,
Valiant and kind when no-one else is,
A knight, that I don’t have.
But wait, who is this?
She protects form words and punches.
She helps me carry my burdens.
She is forgiving and
When I Call You Human by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
When I Call You Human
I am calling you human.
When I call you human, I am calling you what you are.
I am not calling you a freak or stupid like some will do.
I am calling you human.
An evolutionary miracle.
The apex predator of the known universe.
A species that can speak.
A species that can dance.
A species that can feel.
A species that can write.
A species that can love all that is beautiful in this world.
A species that has computers.
A species that builds to the sky.
A species that has gone to space.
I am not degrading you.
I am not calling you part of a species that is hateful, though some of us are.
I am not labeling you sex, though some of u
#4: Just A Little Old......sex and gender of God by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#4: Just A Little Old......sex and gender of God
#4: Just A Little Old….look at the gender and sex of God
Hi guys! If you haven’t been here before then welcome and I strongly suggest that you read #1 to understand some things. If you have then welcome back! In this Just A Little Old we’ll be looking at the gender and sex of God. I’m assuming most of you know the difference between gender and sex but just in case I’ll give definitions:
Gender- is governed by your brain chemistry. It is how you think, act, and identify.
Sex- is the genitals you are born with that do not have anything to do with your emotional tendencies.
All clear? Good.
In the bible you may
A prayer in a thread by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
A prayer in a thread
A thread is a prayer.
Its fiber spends its days outside. Being battered by the elements, basking in the sunshine, shivering in the rain. Living off the life force of the animal, or the very earth itself.
As it is spun, it is imbued. It is imbued with the love, the care, the knowledge, the being of the spinner. She weaves all her hopes for the person into it. She weaves her love for the person, protection for them, and happiness for them as she lovingly spins every inch. And then it is a prayer. A prayer that anyone can feel just by wearing it, touching it, being with it.
As it is woven it is intertwined with destiny as the fates have woven
Just a Little old 3 A new Take On Sodom and Gomo.. by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
Just a Little old 3 A new Take On Sodom and Gomo..
#3: Just A Little Old….new take on Sodom and Gomorrah
If you haven’t read #1 please read it before this! Since that’s out of the way today’s topic is Sodom and Gomorrah. This is the story that people usually get that being gay is wrong. The real problem in it lies with lack of trust and the prevalence of rape. We’ll be taking a look at the background and actual story. This can be found in Genesis 12-15 and Genesis 18-19. I’m using the Harper Collins Study Bible New Revised Standard Version. If you want to read the story yourself I suggest getting a study bible because
#2: Just A little Old..Church Structure Info by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#2: Just A little Old..Church Structure Info
#2: Just A little Old…Church Structure Info
Hey guys! Here’s the second one in my Just A Little Old Series. I know it’s long but you need to read the first one to get this! I’ll put a link in the description. This time I’m discussing church structure. There are several different types and ways that they govern themselves. When interacting in a majorly Christian world (at least in the USA it’s sad how much these ideals control society) I think it’s important to understand basically how they work. Let’s get started!
DENOMINATIONS- these are the first
#1: Just A Little Old...Intro by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
#1: Just A Little Old...Intro
#1: Just A Little Old…..Intro
This is the beginning of my “Just A little Old” series about Christianity. Please don’t turn away, just let me finish this intro at LEAST. I am a Christian. I’m an Episcopalian born and raised. But my church believes that it’s okay to be LGBT (in fact that it’s a gift from god, being a bisexual myself everyone automatically assuming we’re all hateful hurts a little), that the story of Adam and Eve is NOT true (in general we accept and believe the theory of evolution), that the bible is not literal (more
When I Call You Human by gnomesandunicorns, literature
Literature
When I Call You Human
I am calling you human.
When I call you human, I am calling you what you are.
I am not calling you a freak or stupid like some will do.
I am calling you human.
An evolutionary miracle.
The apex predator of the known universe.
A species that can speak.
A species that can dance.
A species that can feel.
A species that can write.
A species that can love all that is beautiful in this world.
A species that has computers.
A species that builds to the sky.
A species that has gone to space.
I am not degrading you.
I am not calling you part of a species that is hateful, though some of us are.
I am not labeling you sex, though some of u
i'm kind of a boring person so not much to say here. just your typical gamer, book addict, tolkien fan, otaku, anime lover, chem nerd, and aspiring historian. Avatar made by :devKezzi-Rose
Favourite Visual Artist
???????????
Favourite Movies
cleopatra, LOTR
Favourite TV Shows
merlin, LOTR
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Evanescence, heather dale, Blackmore's night
Favourite Books
LOTR
Favourite Writers
Tolkien
Favourite Games
swords and potions, Wizard 101
Favourite Gaming Platform
PC
Tools of the Trade
pencil, paper, microsoft word, camera, azaleas dolls divine, and GNOMES!!!!!!!!!
Honeydewmelonsorbet and i made an OOC chatroom on MSPARP and invited a random RPer and this is how it went down.
i was gnomes. Honeydew was kitsune.
K: *fluffs up her tails* I'm fluffeh CX
ms: ssssssssssssh I want to watch that so bad
G: Okay, just fandom proving.
G: *probing
ms: *fluffs up her tail* shhh we both fluffeh
G: *fluffs up fabulous afro* we're all fluffy
G: *fluffeh
ms: imhm, gurrrl
ms: look at Sol,
ms: such grace
G: Guuuuuuuuurrrrrrlllll!
ms: much beauty
G: wow.
ms: so wow
K: XD
ms: much wow very wow
G: Such impress.
G: Much majestic.
K: wow
ms: doge is lyfe
G: Yeshiva.
G: wtf autocorrect?
K: I liek shibe
https://www.ovguide.com/(a)sexual-9202a8c04000641f800000001db3f977
(a) sexual (2011)
a documentary on asexuality.
it's on netflix but here's the link for the hulu version.
Socialism:You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor. Communism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. Nazism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. Bureaucratism:You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. Traditional Capitalism:You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. An American Corporation:You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead. A French Corporation:You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. Japanese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide. An Italian Corporation:You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. A Swiss Corporation:You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. Chinese Corporation:You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. An Iraqi Corporation:Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....... Counter Culture:'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' Surrealism:You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Apathyologism:You have 2 cows. You do not care. Fatalist:You have 2 doomed cows... Atheism:You have 2 cows. There is no God. A West-Country Corporation:You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. A Brazilian Corporation:You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. Russia:You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda. PETA:You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong. Moffat:You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building. Old Spice:You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. An Irish Corporation:You have a million cows because they're everywhere. Night Vale:You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here? Cows:The shit you go through. This post:Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked. Attack on titan:COWS I didn't make this I just thought you might want to see it.
Canada head-canon: Canada can secretly see the fairies, like England. Why: I have discovered that there have been a lot of fairy sightings in places like Ontario. Do you accept?